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No kurcze co? Bo co\u015b musi by\u0107, skoro milion ludzi to obejrza\u0142o, a przecie\u017c kabaret zazwyczaj roz\u015bmiesza ludzi.\r\n\r\n<iframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Bx0XnZPetos\" width=\"750\" height=\"421\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>\r\n\r\n#zentrale_zwykly_piatek\r\n\r\n<HR>\r\nA poza tym:\r\nNA WDRO\u017bENIE DYREKTYWY O PRACY PLATFORMOWEJ ZOSTA\u0141O 5 MIESI\u0118CY I 21 DNI.","_pl_post_name":"nic-smiesznego","_pl_post_excerpt":"","_pl_post_title":"NIC \u015aMIESZNEGO","_en_post_content":"Please help us and explain: what the hell is funny about this? What the hell? Because there must be something, since a million people watched it, and because it's a comedy, it usually makes people laugh.\r\n\r\n<iframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Bx0XnZPetos\" width=\"750\" height=\"421\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>\r\n\r\n#zentrale_zwykly_piatek\r\n\r\n<HR>\r\nAnd also:\r\nTHERE ARE 5 MONTHS AND 21 DAYS LEFT TO IMPLEMENT THE PLATFORM WORK DIRECTIVE.\r\n","_en_post_name":"nothing-funny","_en_post_excerpt":"","_en_post_title":"NOTHING FUNNY","_ru_post_content":"\u041f\u043e\u0436\u0430\u043b\u0443\u0439\u0441\u0442\u0430, \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0433\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u043c \u0438 \u043e\u0431\u044a\u044f\u0441\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435: \u0447\u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0435\u0440\u0442 \u0432\u043e\u0437\u044c\u043c\u0438, \u0432 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e? \u0427\u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0435\u0440\u0442 \u0432\u043e\u0437\u044c\u043c\u0438? \u0412\u0435\u0434\u044c \u0434\u043e\u043b\u0436\u043d\u043e \u0431\u044b\u0442\u044c \u0447\u0442\u043e-\u0442\u043e \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u043e\u0435, \u0440\u0430\u0437 \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0441\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u043c\u0438\u043b\u043b\u0438\u043e\u043d\u044b \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0435\u0439, \u0438 \u043f\u043e\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u0443 \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0435\u0434\u0438\u044f, \u043e\u043d\u0430 \u043e\u0431\u044b\u0447\u043d\u043e \u0432\u044b\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0445.\r\n\r\n<iframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Bx0XnZPetos\" width=\"750\" height=\"421\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>\r\n\r\n#zentrale_zwykly_piatek\r\n\r\n<HR>\r\n\u0418 \u0435\u0449\u0435:\r\n\u041e\u0421\u0422\u0410\u041b\u041e\u0421\u042c 5 \u041c\u0415\u0421\u042f\u0426\u0415\u0412 \u0418 21 \u0414\u0415\u041d\u042c \u0414\u041e \u0412\u041d\u0415\u0414\u0420\u0415\u041d\u0418\u042f \u0414\u0418\u0420\u0415\u041a\u0422\u0418\u0412\u042b \u041e \u0420\u0410\u0411\u041e\u0422\u0415 \u041d\u0410 \u041f\u041b\u0410\u0422\u0424\u041e\u0420\u041c\u0415.","_ru_post_name":"%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d0%b3%d0%be-%d1%81%d0%bc%d0%b5%d1%88%d0%bd%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be","_ru_post_excerpt":"","_ru_post_title":"\u041d\u0418\u0427\u0415\u0413\u041e \u0421\u041c\u0415\u0428\u041d\u041e\u0413\u041e","edit_language":"ru","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,50],"tags":[43],"class_list":["post-2949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualnosci","category-zwykly-piatek","tag-zwykly-piatek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2949"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2952,"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949\/revisions\/2952"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zentrale.pl\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}